no download. no account. you text first.
the gym buddy you wish you had. you just text him.
logs what you eat, tracks your fitness progress, and texts you when you slip.
get larry's number
starts free · no card · you text first
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Larry ›
iMessage
(1)
say it like you'd say it to a friend.
“chicken and rice, maybe eight ounces” is a complete log, and so is a photo of the bowl. no search bar, no picking between five entries for chicken breast.
photo
[PHOTO OF A PLATE]
burrito bowl, double chicken. about 840 cal, 62p 78c 30f
voice memo
0:04
“chicken and rice, maybe eight ounces”
got it. about 520 cal, 45p. protein's looking good today
three words
eggs toast coffee
two eggs? about 390 cal, 18p
three
470 cal then, 24p
(2)
you said wednesday. larry remembers.
between sets, at lunch, at 8pm on the couch, the thread you already check is the one he's in. the reminder finds you instead of waiting in an app you closed on day eleven.
you said wednesday.
so on wednesday at 8, he asks.
you said "salad".
"dressing?"
you went.
lets goooo. he's louder about it than you are.
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Messages
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Larry8:02 PM ›
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Mom6:15 PM ›
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Nick from work12:02 AM ›
he sits between mom and nick from work.
(3)
you already have the app. it's messages.
larry is a contact in it. no download, no account, no dashboard, and STOP deletes him.
1
get his number.
name, number, done. no account to make.
2
text "hey larry".
from your own phone. he never texts a stranger first.
3
send lunch.
photo, voice memo, or three words. no search bar.
(4)
watch a real thread.
[SCREEN RECORDING]
logging lunch by voice memo, start to finish. real thread, no edits.
[SCREEN RECORDING]
getting caught at 8pm. the "you said wednesday" moment and after.
(5)
the apps were fine.
you quit them anyway, because nothing in them noticed when you stopped.
the apps
larry
getting started
download it. make an account. do the goal quiz.
text him.
logging lunch
open the app. log it. confirm the serving.
a photo, a voice memo, or a few words.
the number
looks exact. never asks.
round, with macros. then he asks about the sauce.
when you go quiet
a push notification, if you left them on.
a text. you said wednesday.
what it feels like
homework
a friend who won't let it slide
from real threads.
screenshots people sent us, with permission. nothing staged.
[FIRST NAME] · [GOAL]
[SCREENSHOT, cropped]
[FIRST NAME] · [GOAL]
[SCREENSHOT, cropped]
[FIRST NAME] · [GOAL]
[SCREENSHOT, cropped]
[PILOT NUMBER]
logs sent before larry asked. first week, [NEED: n] people.
price
free to start. STOP to leave.
[YOUR PRICE] a month, one plan, no card up front. text STOP and he's gone that second, no cancel page to find.
[YOUR PRICE]
/ month
what it costs: [YOUR PRICE] a month. one plan.
what you get: photos, voice memos, texts all day. he texts first, you set how often.
how you leave: text STOP. gone that second.
you'll text him first, from your own phone. he never texts a stranger.